Nine Words Women Say.
1. FINE – this is the word women use to end argument when they are right and you need to shut up!
2. FIVE MINUTES – if she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
3. NOTHING – this is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. GO AHEAD – this is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!!!
5. LOUD SIGH – this is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
6. THAT'S OKAY – this is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. THAT'S OKAY means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. THANKS – a woman is thanking you, DO NOT QUESTION, or FAINT. Just say: «You're welcome».
8. WHATEVER – is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT – another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking «What's wrong? ». For the woman's response refer to #3!
1. FINE – this is the word women use to end argument when they are right and you need to shut up!
2. FIVE MINUTES – if she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
3. NOTHING – this is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. GO AHEAD – this is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!!!
5. LOUD SIGH – this is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
6. THAT'S OKAY – this is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. THAT'S OKAY means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. THANKS – a woman is thanking you, DO NOT QUESTION, or FAINT. Just say: «You're welcome».
8. WHATEVER – is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT – another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking «What's wrong? ». For the woman's response refer to #3!
Oh, I saw this post earlier, maybe last summer. And from that time I ALWAYS think about it and remember it when I say smth from this list. And I can say that it's a joke, of course, BUT! there is always true in every joke and as for me, when I say 'THAT'S OKAY' it means that I'm offended and everything is bad)
ReplyDeletePoor men, how could they understand women? It's a real secret for them, I think.....
One of the most men's intriguing questions is “Why don’t women just say what they mean?” Women use metaphors, analogies, nothing is spoken directly, questions are rhetoric and everything has multiple meanings. No wonder men have no clue what women expect from them:)
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ReplyDeleteOne year ago My boyfriend was very angry when I used this phrases in my speech. Firstly, sometimes he couldn't understand what I really mean. Maybe I'm joking, maybe I am angry or upset or just say with irony! But then he has used to my special feature and it isn't irritated him :P
ReplyDeleteI am a lot like my father, that is my way of thinking is more male than female. I mean that I usually don't understand metaphorical speech or hints. So mostly when I use these words I actually mean what I say.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think that some of them are really funny in a written way but definitely not when you hear it yourself from a woman. But there's just one phrase I like a lot and use myself in English. It is "whatever". I DO LIKE THE PHRASE and whenever I use it I mean exactly the meaning women do. Some of them are not really hard to understand. Girls don't think guys are so silly to get it haha
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, I must admit, sometimes it can be a misunderstanding between man and female. But sometimes men just do a silly face showing "hey, what's wrong" but in fact they can understand everything and not give a sign.
Hah, it's not in vain that we know so many stories about female logic and words. The famous phrase is "Female logic - a threat to the male psyche". This is why I prefer to communicate with men:)
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